The most outrageous turn-based strategy game returns, powered by Solana and Pump.Fun. Inspired by Pimp Wars (1990) and PimpWar.com (2000)
Fully on-chain PvP events
Seasonal resets and prize pools
$PIMP utility across the ecosystem
Core Features
Stack, strategize, and strike. Optimize income, defense, and timing.
Join alliances, build DAOs, and dominate cities together.
Drive-bys, hoe steals, thug wars… all verifiable on-chain.
Hoes, thugs, and lowriders as collectibles you own and trade.
Monthly ladder resets keep the competition fresh with prizes for champs.
On-chain randomness and open game state mean receipts for every move.
Transparent, permissionless, day-one price discovery.
No presale. No team or VC allocation. No allowlist. Price discovery happens on the curve from block one.
100% of supply is minted to the Pump.Fun bonding curve for the public to buy and sell—no gated access.
Contract authority is renounced after launch; treasury and game wallets are public and multisig‑controlled.
We’ll migrate to community‑owned liquidity post‑launch and publish every step, transaction by transaction.
Vesting schedules and treasury addresses will be published prior to Season 1 launch.
Price activity snapshot (demo)
Embedded feed from Pump.Fun
Crews become DAOs. Players become legends. Are you ready?
From text menus to blockchain… Pimp.Fun is the next chapter in a 30-year underground gaming legacy.
This classic PimpWar dashboard screenshot has been added above. Use this space to add contextual notes, changelogs, or archival references that connect the legacy UI to the new on‑chain experience.
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[1990] Pimp Wars (BBS):
- Dial-up menus, ASCII stats, nightly ops.
[2000] PimpWar.com (Browser):
- Forms, timers, text-based PvP.
[2025] Pimp.Fun (Web3):
- Wallets, NFTs, on-chain PvP, seasonal ladders.
Stack turns, build your crew, and take the city block by block.